Encore - Eminem Testbericht

Hi Leute Eminems neues Albung Encore ist/war ein Hammer Erfolg er wollte am Anfang des Septembers eine Europa Tour machen aber da er eine SChlaftablettensucht hat ist die leider ausgefallen.
Naja aber soll ich jetzt heulen also kann ich euch nur ein wenig was zu encore erzählen.
Es hat 20 Tracks die gsamtlänge ist 78,37minuten.
ZU den Songs Just Lose It Like Toy Soldiers und Mockingbird hat er eine Single raugebracht.Mosh hat er im Internet veröffentlicht in 2 verschiedenen versionen um den Wahlkampf zwischen Kennedy und Bush dieses Jahr zu leiten.Hat aber nicht geklappt.
Das Albumcover ist blau und Eminem steht mit einer Pistole auf einer Bühne vor jubelden Fans aber wenn ihr denn die CD aufklappt dann...
Naja das sind erstmal die Songtexte:



Curtains (Encore Version)
Still on?Yo, is the mic on?Check, check, checkAlright, let\'s do it(in the background: Eminem, Eminem...)Let\'s go, come on

Thanks to Plaseno for these lyrics!

Evil Deeds
[Intro *Talking*]Lord please forgive me for what I do… For I know not what I’ve done…[Chorus]Father please forgive me for I know not what I do.I just never had the chance to ever meet you.Therefore I did not know that I would grow to bemy mother’s evil seed and do these evil deeds.[Verse 1]Momma had a baby and it’s head popped off. (*Echo*)My momma didn’t want me, next thing I know I’m getting dropped off. (*Echo*)Ring ring ring went the next door neighbors door and I’m on they front porch. (*Echo*)But they didn’t want me neither, so they left me on someone else’s lawn. (*Echo*)Until somebody finally took me in, my great aunt and uncle Edmond Charles. (*Echo*)They were the ones who were left in charge.In elementary the came to me and sang this song. (*Echo*)It went a little something like this. “Marry had a little lamb. (*Echo*)Debbie had a Satan spawn. (*Echo*)”Momma, why do they keep saying this? I just don’t understand.And by the way, where’s my dad?[Chorus]Father please forgive me for I know not what I do.I just never had the chance to ever meet you.Therefore I did not know that I would grow to bemy mother’s evil seed and do these evil deeds.[Verse 2]Predominantly. Predominantly. Everything’s always predominantly.Predominantly white. Predominantly black.But what about me? Where does that leave me?I guess I’m in between predominantly both of ‘em.I think if I hear that fucking word again I’mma scream.Wild projectile, vomiting. What do I look like, a comedian to you?Do you think I’m kidding? Do I look like some kind of idi-Wait a minute, shit, don’t answer that. Why am I so misunderstood?Why do I go through so much bullshit, it’s such bullshit, touch this bitch.Woe is me. There goes poor Marshall again,whining about his millions and his fortune andhis sorrow he’s always drowning inand the dad that he never had and how his childhood was so badand how mom was a dope addict and his ex how they go at it.Man, I’d hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it.Man, I can’t imagine it. That little rich poor white bastard needs totake some of that cash out of the bank and take a bath in it.Man, if I only had half of it…You only knew the half of it…[Chorus]Father please forgive me for I know not what I do.I just never had the chance to ever meet you.Therefore I did not know that I would grow to bemy mother’s evil seed and do these evil deeds.[Verse 3]Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds.Please release me from these evil demonsI never had any of this shit planned, mom, please believe.I don’t wanna be Satan’s spawn.Never got the chance to say I’m sorry.Now look at all the pain I caused.Santa Clause, why you not comin this year again?What did I do that was so bad to deserve this?Everything coulda been so perfect, like life in a fairy tailI’m bout to be hoist up in the air.40 feet below me, there’s people everywhere.I don’t even know what it feel like, cuz they know me. I’m in despair.All I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hailey on that carousel.With out this crowd everywhere I go. But life is like a merry-go-round.Now here we go. Now dosie-do. Now curtains up, the shot must go.Now ring-around-the rosie. The shows over. You can all go home.But the curtain just don’t close for me. This ain’t how fame is supposed to be.Where’s the switch I can just turn off and on? This ain’t what I chose to be.So please, God, give me the strength to give me what it takes to carry on.Till I pass 50 back the baton, the camera’s on. My song is gone.[Chorus]Father please forgive me for I know not what I do.I just never had the chance to ever meet you.Therefore I did not know that I would grow to bemy mother’s evil seed and do these evil deeds.I said father please forgive me for I know not what I do.I just never had the chance to ever meet you.Therefore I did not know that I would grow to bemy mother’s evil seed and do these evil deeds. (*Echo*)[Outro]Oh! Yeah, last one, baby… Let’s go… DETROIT!


Never Enough
[Eminem]There\'s not much you could do or say to phase mePeople think I\'m a little bit crazyI get it from all angles, even occasionally Doc Dre-zie\'llHave to step in every once in a while to save meTo make me stop and think about it \'fore I just say thingsSometimes I forget what other people just may thinkA lot of rappers finally wouldn\'t know how to take meIf they heard some shit, I\'d lay the tape \'fore they erase meI maybe a little too fast paced and racySometimes the average listener rewinds and plays me twenty timescuz I say so many rhymes, it may seem like I\'m goin too fast cuz my mind is racingAnd I could give a fuck what category you place meLong as when I\'m pushing up daisies and goneAs long as you place me amongst one of them greatsWhen I hit the heavenly gates I\'ll be cool beside Jay-ZFor every single die hard fan who embraced meI\'m thankful for the talent in which God gave meAnd I\'m thankful for the environment that he placed meBelieve it or not, I thank my mom for how she raised meIn the neighborhood daily, they jumped and chased meIt only made me what I am today, seeRegardless of what anybody believes who hates meYou ain\'t gonna make or break meTryna strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, GYou\'re only gonna be in for a rude awakeningCuz sooner or later you haters are all gonna face meAnd when you face me with all the shit you\'ve been saving to say to meYou had all this time to think about itNow don\'t pussy out and try to wimp out, face meCuz I\'ve been patiently waiting for the dayThat we finally meet in the same place to see[Chorus x2] [Nate Dogg]No matter how many battles I been in and wonNo matter how many magazines on my nutsNo matter how many emcees I end upOoh ooh, it\'s never enough[50 Cent]My flow\'s untouchable now you gotta face itUh oh, it gets worse when I go back to the basicsYou go say the wrong shit and get your face splitThe smell of victory, love it so much I can taste itThe spot my talk, it blaze a direct hitGraze it, your peace talk, save itYou shit sounds dated, you\'re overratedI\'m obligated to study your moves then crush you mutherfuckersIf I\'m the best and the worst, then God\'s gift is a curseSoldier trained to destroy, you payin\' attention boy?I spit shit, slick shit, so quick you miss itTo be specific I go ballistic as hieroglyphicMy music is a drug, press play, you ain\'t gotta sniff itChew it or pop it, roll a bag of the chocolateGet your high over and over, but you gotta cop itWhen it\'s hot, it\'s hotYour hatin\' is undeniable, stop it[Chorus x2]


4) Yellow Brick Road
[Intro]What we have to do is deal with it when these idividuals are young enough.If you wish to be saved, not in a religious sense but not to constitute whatthis country at times calls if or which over. We seem to be approaching anage of the gross. We all have this idea that we should move up from ourparents station and each generation should do a little bit better.[Verse 1- Eminem]Come on, let\'s cut the bullshit enoughLet\'s get it started, let\'s start addressing this issue and open it upLet\'s take this shit back to bassmintAnd we can disscuss statements thats made on this tapeAnd its whole origin of the music that we all know and loveThe music that we all enjoy the music you all accuse me of tryna destroyLet\'s rewind it to 89 when I was a boy on the east side of DetroitCrossin 8 Mile in the border in the hate territoryI\'d like to share a story, this is my story and cant no body tell it for meYou will well inform me, I am well aware that I don\'t belong hereYou\'ve made that perfectly clear, I get my ass kicked damn near everywhereFrom Bel-Air shopping center just for stopping in thereFrom the black side all the way to the white sideOkay there\'s a bright side a day that I might slideYou may call it a past I call it haulin my assThrough that patch of grass over them railroad tracksOh them railroad tracks, them old railroad tracksThem good old notorious oh well known tracks[Chorus x2]Come on lets go backFollow the yellow brick road as we go on another episodeJourney with me as I take you through this nifty little placeI once used to call home sweet home[Verse 2- Eminem]I roam the streets so much they call me a drifterSometimes I stick up a thumb just to hitch hikeJust to get picked up to get me a lift to 8 mile and van dikeAnd steal a god damn bike from somebody\'s backyardAnd drop it off at the park that was the half way markTo meet Kim had to walk back to her mama\'s them dramas after darkTo sneak me in the house when I\'m kicked out my mom\'sThats about the time I first met Proof when poof he\'d carry on the setSet eyes born in and out some flyers, he was doin some talent showsAt center line, I had told him to stop by and check this out sometimeHe looked at me like I\'m out my mind shook his head like white boys dontknow how to rhymeI spit out a line and rhymed birthday with first placeAnd we both had the same rhymes that sound alikeWe was on the same shit that Big Daddy Kane shit with compound syllablessound combinedFrom that day we was down to ride somehow we knew we\'d meet again somewheredown the line[Chorus x2]Come on lets go backFollow the yellow brick road as we go on another episodeJourney with me as I take you through this nifty little placeI once used to call home sweet home[Verse 3- Eminem]My first year in 9th grade, can\'t forget that day at schoolIt was cool till your man MC Sham came throughAnd said that Boom was the brain cuz the clan makes troopsIt was rumors but man god damned they flewMusta been true because man we done banned they shoesI had the new ones the Cool J, Ice land swayed tooAnd we just through them in the trash like they yesterday\'s newsGuess who came through next, X clam debutProfessor X and glorious exists in a state of red, black, and greenWith a key sissies now with this bein a new trendWe don\'t fit in crackas is out with Cactus albumsBlackness is in, African symbols and medallionsRepresents black power and we ain\'t know what it meantMe and my man Howard and ??? would go to the mall with \'emAll over our necks like we\'re showin \'em off not knowin at allWe was bein laughed at you ain\'t even half blackYou ain\'t supposed to have that homie let me grab thatAnd that Flavor Flave clock we gon\' have to snatch thatAll I remember is meetin back at Manix\'s basementSayin how we hate this, our races wit dope the x clan take thisWhich reminds me back in 89 me and Kim broke up for the first timeShe was tryna two time me and there was this black girlAt our school who thought I was cool cuz I rapped so she was kinda eyein meAnd oh the irony guess what her name was ain\'t even gon\' say it plusThe same color hair as hers was and blue contacts and a pair of jugsThe bombest god damn girl in our whole school if I could pull itNot only would I become more popular but I would be able to piss Kim off atthe same timeBut it backfired I was supposed to dump her but she dumped me for this blackguyAnd thats the last I ever seen or heard or spoke to the oh foolish pridegirlBut I\'ve heard people say they heard the tape and it ain\'t that badBut it was I singled out a whole race and for that apologizeI was wrong cuz no matter what color a girl is she still a [bitch?][Chorus x2]Come on lets go backFollow the yellow brick road as we go on another episodeJourney with me as I take you through this nifty little placeI once used to call home sweet home


Like Toy Soldiers
[chorus]Step by step, heart to heart, left right leftWe all fall downStep by step, heart to heart, left right leftWe all fall down like toy soldiersBit by bit torn apart We never winBut the battle wages on for toy soldiers]I’m suppose to be the soldier who never blows his composureEven though I hold the weight of the whole world on my shouldersI ain’t never suppose to show it, my crew ain’t suppose to know itEven if it means going toe to toe with the Benzino, it don’t matterI never drag ‘em in battles that I can handle less I absolutely have toI’m suppose to set an example, I need to be the leaderMy crew looks for me to guide ’emIf some shit ever just pop off I’m suppose to be beside ‘emThat Ja shit, I tried to squashed it, it was too late to stop itThere’s a certain line, you just don’t cross it, and he crossed itI heard him say Hailie’s name on a song and I just lost itIt was crazy, this shit went way beyond some Jay Z and Nas shitAnd even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost itI spent so much energy on it, honestly I’m exhaustedI’m so caught it I almost feel like I’m the one who caused itThis ain’t what I’m in hip-hop for, it’s not why I got in itNow it’s never my object to for someone to get killedWhy would I wanna destroy something I helped buildIt wasn’t my intentions, my intentions were goodI went through my whole career with out ever mentioning ____And that’s just outta respect for not running my mouthAnd talking about something that I knew nothing aboutPlus Dre told me stay out, just wasn’t my beef, So I didI just fell back, watched and gritted my teeth while he’s all over TVNow I’m talking a man who literally saved my live, like fuck itI understand, this is business and this shit just isn’t none of my businessBut still knowing this shit could pop off at any minute[chorus]It used to be time when you could just say a rhymeAnd wouldn’t have to worry about one of your people dyingBut now it’s elevated cause once you put someone’s kids in itShit gets escalated, it ain’t just words no more, is itIt’s a different ball game, call names and you ain’t just rappingWe actually tried to stop the 50 and Ja beef from happeningMe and Dre had sat with him, kicked it and had a chat with himAnd asked him not to start it, he wasn’t gonna go after himUntil Ja start gabbing in magazines how he stabbed himFuck it 50, smash him, mash him, and let him have itMeanwhile my intentions pulley’d in other directionsSome receptionist said the source who answers phones at his desk has an erection for me and thinks that I’ll be his resurrectionTries to blow the dust of his mic and make a new recordBut now he’s fucked the game up cause one of the ways I came was through that publication, the same one that made me famousNow the owner of it got a grudge against me for nothing but fuck itThat motha fucker can get it too, fuck ‘em thenBut I’m so busy being pissed off, I don’t stop to thinkThat we just inherited 50’s beef with murder incAnd he’s inherited mine, which is fine, ain’t like either of us mindStill have soldiers that is on the front line that\'s willing to die for usAs soon as we give the orders, never to extort usStrictly to show they support usMaybe shout ‘em out in a rap or up in chorus to show we love ‘em backAnd to let ‘em know how important is to have Runyon Avenue soldiers up inour cornersTheir loyalty to us is worth more then any award isBut I ain’t trying to have none of me people hurt or murderedIt ain’t worth it, I can’t think of a perfecter way to word itThen to just say that I love y’all too much to see the verdictI’ll walk away from it all before I’ll let it go any furtherNow don’t get it twisted, it’s not a plea that I’m copingI’m just willing to be the bigger manIf y’all can quiet popping off at the jaws with the knockingCause frankly I’m sick of talkingI’m not gonna let someone else’s coffin rest on my conscious[chorus]


Mosh
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of AmericaAnd to the Republic for which it standsOne nation under GodIndivisible….It feels so good to be back..I scrutinize every word, memorize every lineI spit it once, refuel and re-energize and rewindI give sight to the blind, my insight to the mindI exercise my right to express when I feel it’s timeIt’s just all in your mind, what you interpret it asI say to fight, you take it as I’mma whip someone’s assIf you don’t understand, don’t even bother to askA father who has grown up with a fatherless pastWho has blown up now to rap phenomenon that hasOr at least shows no difficulty multi-taskAnd in juggling both perhaps mastered his craftSlash entrepreneur who has held onto few more rap actsWho’s had a few obstacles thrown his way through the last halfOf his career typical manure moving past thatMr. kisses ass crack, he’s a class actRubber band man, yea he just snaps backChorus:Come along follow me as I lead through the darknessAs I provide just enough spark that we need to proceedCarry on, give me hope, give me strengthCome with me and I won’t steer you wrongPut your faith and your trust as I guide us through the fogTo the light at the end of the tunnelWe gonna fight, we gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna marchThrough the swamp, we gonna mosh through the marshTake us right through the doors (c’mon)All the people up top on the side and the middleCome together lets all bomb and swamp just a littleJust let it gradually build from the front to the backAll you can see is a sea of people some white and some blackDon’t matter what color, all that matters we gathered togetherTo celebrate for the same cause don’t matter the weatherIf it rains let it rain, yea the wetter the betterThey ain’t gonna stop us they can’t, we stronger now more than everThey tell us no we say yea, they tell us stop we say goRebel with a rebel yell, raise hell we gonna let em knowStomp, push, shove, mush, Fuck Bush, until they bring our troops home (c’mon)Chorus.Imagine it pouring, it’s raining down on usMosh pits outside the oval officeSomeone’s tryina tell us something,Maybe this is god just sayin’ we’re responsibleFor this monster, this coward,That we have empoweredThis is Bin Laden, look at his head noddin’How could we allow something like this without pumping our fistsNow this is our final hourLet me be the voice in your strength and your choiceLet me simplify the rhyme just to amplify the noiseTry to amplify the times it, and multiply by six...Teen million people, Are equal at this high pitchMaybe we can reach alqueda through my speechLet the president answer a higher anarchyStrap him with an Ak-47, let him go, fight his own warLet him impress daddy that wayNo more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soilNo more psychological warfare, to trick us to thinking that we ain’t loyalIf we don’t serve our own country, we’re patronizing a heroLook in his eyes its all liesThe stars and stripes, they’ve been swiped, washed out and wipedAnd replaced with his own face, Mosh now or dieIf I get sniped tonight you know why,Cause I told you to fight.Chorus.And as we proceed,To Mosh through this desert storm,In these closing statements, if they should argueLet us beg to differAs we set aside our differencesAnd assemble our own armyTo disarm this Weapon of Mass DestructionThat we call our President, for the presentAnd Mosh for the future of our next generationTo speak and be heardMr. President, Mr. Senator…Do you guy’s hear us…hear us…*laughing*


Puke
[Intro][Eminem puking]There I go thinking of you again[Chorus]You don\'t know how sick you make meYou make me fucking sick to my stomacheEverytime I think of you I pukeYou must just not not knoooooowwwYou may not think you doBut you do everytime I think of you I puke[Verse 1]I was gonna take a little time to write you a little poemBut off of the dome would probably be a little moreMore suitable for this type of song woahI got a million reasons off the top of my head that I can think ofSixteen bars this ain\'t enough to put ???So fuck it I\'ma start right here I\'ll just be brieferBout to rattle off some other reasonsI know I shouldnt go and get another tattoo of you on my armBut what do I go and do? I go and get another one now I got twoOooooh I\'m sittin here with your name on my skinI can\'t believe I went and did this stupid shit againMy next girlfriend now her name\'s gotta be KimIf you only knew how much I hated youFor every mothafuckin thing you ever put us throughThen I wouldnt be standin here cryin over you booooooooo[Chorus]You don\'t know how sick you make meYou make me fucking sick to my stomacheEverytime I think of you I pukeYou must just not not knoooooowwwYou may not think you doBut you do everytime I think of you I puke[Verse 2]I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letterBut I thought a song would prolly be a little better instead of a letterThat you\'d prolly just shred up ??? I stumbled on your pictureThe other day and it made me stop and think of how much of a wasteIt would be to put some ink to a stupid piece of paperI\'d rather have you see how much I fucking hate you in a freestyleYou\'re a fucking ??? and I hope you fucking dieI hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eyeI hate your fucking guts you fucking slut I hope you die (diiiiiie)But please don\'t get me wrong I\'m not bitter I\'m madIt\'s not that I still love you its not that I want you backIt\'s just that when I think of you it makes me wanna gagBut what else can I do I havent gotta clueNow I guess I just move on I got no choice but toBut everytime I think of you now all I want to do is puuuuuke[Chorus]You don\'t know how sick you make meYou make me fucking sick to my stomacheEverytime I think of you I pukeYou must just not not knoooooowwwYou may not think you doBut you do everytime I think of you I puke[Outro][Eminem puking]Fucking bitch



My First Single
Ohh!Yeah!So much for first single on this one[Verse 1]Shady\'s the lableAftermath is the stableThat the horses come out erraOf course we\'re about to stir upSome shit ?? Mix water with syrupIt\'s the mr. picked on Christopher ReevesJust for no reason other than the just to tease himCause he was as big as ?? He used to be SupermanNow we\'re pourin liquor on the crib in his name for himEminem you wait till\' we meet up againFucker I\'m kickin your ass for everything you\'ve ever saidIt\'s one for the money two for the fuckin showReady get set, let\'s goHere comes the ?? stompin and stampedin up the damn streetLike them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I\'m bout\' to blowSo look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominosI\'m on a roll, around and around I goWhen will I stop? I don\'t knowTryna pick up where the Eminem Show left offBut I know anything\'s possibleThough I\'m not gonna top what I soldI\'m at the top of my gameThat shit is not gonna changeLong as I got Dr. Dre on my teamI\'ll get away with murderI\'m Michael J. he\'s like my cock from the dayWe keep the mark from the tapesIn a safe, locked them awayBetter watch what you sayJust when you thought you were safeThem fuckers got you on tapeYou swear to god you was playinWhether or not you was little JoshuaGosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the sameCause one day it could cost you your name[chorus]And this was supposed to be my first singleBut I just fucked that up so,Fuck it, let\'s all have fun let\'s mingleSlap a bitch and smack a hoThis was supposed to be my catchy little jingleThat you hear on your radioBut shit\'s about to hit the shingleOh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Noerra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Oh Ah AhOh Ah Oh AhOh Ah Oh AhPoo Poo Ca Ca[Verse 2]Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pillsAnd woke up in bed next to his best friend Derick bare nakedchicka chicka chicka ..And then just turned 16 and used a fake idTo sneak in V.I.P. to see R. KellyHehehehehe, to be so young and naiveOh what I wouldn\'t give to live so Kim and care freeParis and Nikki\'s parents must be so tickled to cherishEvery picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necksHickory Dickory derr diggaLook at me work wizardry with these wordsAm I a jerk or just jerk chickenOr Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain22 jerks and a jerk circleOr is it a circle jerk or wait a minuteWhat am I sayin, allow me to run it back and rewind itrrrbb lemme ask you againAm I just jerkin the chainAm I bizerk or insaneOr am I just one of them damn amateursWorkin the damn camera filmin one of themParis Hilton home made pornosWho keeps tiltin the lens at an angleChicka ChickaJust recently somebody just discoveredBritney and Justin videotapes of them fuckinWhen they were just mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse clubAnd dusted them and went straight to The Source with themCause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-And then tried to erase and record over itBut if you listen close enough to it you can hear theUh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-JustinSayin \'I\'m done-uh!\'Come on this was[chorus]supposed to be my first singleBut I just fucked that up so,Fuck it, let\'s all have fun let\'s mingleSlap a bitch and smack a hoThis was supposed to be my catchy little jingleThat you hear on your radioBut shit\'s about to hit the shingleOh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Noerra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Oh Ah AhOh Ah Oh AhOh Ah Oh AhPoo Poo Ca Ca[Verse 3]Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chestAnd address it about my lyrics I\'d love to hear itAll you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this numberIt\'s 1-800-I\'m a dick sucker I love to suck a dickAnd if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about meJust type in your number back and follow it by the pound keyAnd I\'ll be sure to get backAs soon as there comes a day that I fall out with DreWake up gay, make up with Ray (Hey!)So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken,Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it\'s a big cock(?) bawka-bi-kawOr suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dickAnd stick a dick in your mouthI\'m done you can fuck offfucka-fucka-fuck offf![chorus]And this was supposed to be my first singleBut I just fucked that up so,Fuck it, let\'s all have fun let\'s mingleSlap a bitch and smack a hoThis was supposed to be my catchy little jingleThat you hear on your radioBut shit\'s about to hit the shingleOh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Noerra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Aherra Oh Oh Ah AhOh Ah Oh AhOh Ah Oh AhPoo Poo Ca Ca


Paul
Hey Em, it\'s PaulUh, listen I just got a call from the labelAnd you\'re probably not gonna be surprised but, umMichael Jackson is extremely upset about the \'Just Lose It\' videoAnd um, I mean he\'s pissed so I-I don\'t know what he\'s gonna doBut we gotta talk about how we\'re gonna handle this, umOh yeah, anyway, somebody told me that, um, they heard a rumor that you gota new gun, umI know it\'s probably not true, but I just need to talk to you about thatSo, uh, give me a call [click]

Thanks to Plaseno for these lyrics!
Rain Man
Dre (Em)Yeah(Definately, definately, definately, definately definately K-mart)Yeah, yeahEminem (Dr. Dre):You find me offensive? I find you offensiveFor finding me offensiveHence if I should draw a line on any fencesIf so to what extense ifAny, should I go? \'Cause it\'s getting expensiveBeing on the other side of the courtroom on the defensiveThey say that I cause extensivePshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this,Far at other people\'s expensesI say your all just too god damn sensitiveIt\'s censorshipAnd it\'s down right blasphomousListen to shit now cause I won\'t stand for thisAnd Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won\'t sit for this neitherAnd let\'s clear this up too I ain\'t got no beef with him eitherHe used to be like a hero to meI even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgeratorRight next to Darth VaderAnd Darth must have put a hex on him for laterI feel like it\'s my fault cause of the way thatI stuck him up in between him and Lex LutherI killed Superman, I killed Super---manAnd how ironic, that I\'d be the bad guyKryptonite: The Green ChronicChorus:Cause I ain\'t got no legs!Or no brain, nice to meet youHi, my name is...I forgot my name!My name was not to become what I became with this level of fameMy soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....Rain ManNow in the Bible it saysThou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,Have homosexual sexUnless of course you were given the consent to join inThen of course, it\'s intercourseAnd it\'s bi-sexual sexWhich isn\'t as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actionsEither before, during or after peforming the act of that whichIs normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrasesThat are more used by today\'s kidsIn a more derogatory way butWho\'s to say, what\'s fair to say, and what not to say?Let\'s ask Dr. DreDr. Dre? (What up?)I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)But, ut! I ain\'t done yetIn football the quarterback yells out hutt-huttWhile he reaches in another grown man\'s assGrabs on his nuts but just what ifIt was never meant it was just an accidentBut he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went inHis teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn\'t mean itBut his little weenie flinched just a little bitAnd I don\'t mean to go in into any more details butWhat if he pictured it as a females butt?Is that gay? I just need to clear things upTil then i\'ll just walk around with a manly strut because...ChorusYou find me offensive, I find you offensiveShit, this is the same verse I just did thisWhen am I gonna come to my good senses?Probably the day Bush comes to my defencesesMy spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearbyAnd my plan is to get him nextAnd open up a whip ass canisterGod damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)Anyway, anyway I don\'t know how else to put itThis is the only thing that I\'m good atI am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green ChronicDemonic, yep yep, don\'t worry I\'m on itI got it, high five Nick LacheyStuck a pen in Jessica\'s head and walked awayAnd she blew around the room like a balloon-aGrabbed the last can of chicken tunaOut the trash can and screw myHead is straight back to the Neverland RanchWith a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhichAnd I don\'t gotta make no god damn senseI just did a whole song and I didn\'t say shitChorusCause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHYo, Rain ManDefinately, definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand andTwo thousand four hundred and eighty seven millionNine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty threeAnd seventy (Yeah)


Big Weenie
[Intro](Talking)I don\'t understand..Why are you bein so mean!?You\'re a MEAN, MEAN MAN![Chorus]You\'re just jealous of meCause you, you just can\'t do what I doSo instead of just admitting itYou walk around and sayAll kinds of really mean things about meCause you\'re a meany, a meanyBut it\'s only cause you\'re really jealous of meCause I\'m what you wanna beSo you just look like a idiotWhen you say these mean thingsCause it\'s too easy to seeYou\'re really just a big weenie, big weenie[Verse 1]Alright listen, I need you to focusI need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is importantWe are going to perform an experiment of a sortI\'m going to have to ask you to bare with me for a momentNow I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close em\'You are now about to be placed under my hypnosisFor the next 4 and a half minutesWe are going to explore into your mindTo find out why you\'re so fuckin jealousNow why do they make you whoPibbity-cock-a-poo-pooSyke, I\'m kidding I just wanted to see if you\'re still listeningOk now I need your un-divided attentionSir I have a questionWhy do I always sense this,Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room?It gets all quiet and whispersWhenever there\'s conversations why am I always mentioned?I been dying to ask, it\'s been itching at meIs it just because...[Chorus]You\'re just jealous of meCause you, you just can\'t do what I doSo instead of just admitting itYou walk around and sayAll kinds of really mean things about meCause you\'re a meany, a meanyBut it\'s only cause you\'re really jealous of meCause I\'m what you wanna beSo you just look like a idiotWhen you say these mean thingsCause it\'s too easy to seeYou\'re really just a big weenie, big weenie[Verse 2]Alright now I, I just flubbed(?) a lineI was going to say something extremly importantBut I forgot who or what it wasI fucked up,Syke, I\'m kidding again you idiot, no I didin\'tThat\'s just what you wanted to hear from meIs that I FUCKED up ain\'t it?That I could bust one takeWithout lookin at no paperIt doesn\'t take a bunch of takesOr me to stand here in this booth all dayFor me to say the truth okYou\'re drooling, you have tooth decayYou\'re mouth is open,You\'re disgustingWhat the fuck you eat for lunch,A bunch of sweets or somethinWhat you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?You\'re tooth is rottin through the gumYour breath stinks,Want to chew some gum?[Yes I do sir what am I on?]You sir are on ??[Marshall I\'m so jealous of youPlease say you won\'t tell nobodyI\'d be so embarassedI\'m just absolutely terrifiedThat someone\'s gonna find outWhy I\'m saying all these terrible, evil, and awfulMean things, is my own insecurities!!][Chorus]You\'re just jealous of meCause you, you just can\'t do what I doSo instead of just admitting itYou walk around and sayAll kinds of really mean things about meCause you\'re a meany, a meanyBut it\'s only cause you\'re just really jealous of meCause I\'m what you wanna beSo you just look like a idiotWhen you say these mean thingsCause it\'s too easy to seeYou\'re really just a big weenie, big weenie[Verse 3]Alright now we, we\'re going to conductThat experiment that we were talking about earlierJust to see what a frog looks likeWhen he takes 2 hits of exctasyCause that\'s exactly what your eyes look likeWanna check to see? Here\'s a mirrorNotice the resemblance here?Wait let me put these sun glasses onNow look in this mirror, how bout\' nowWhat do you have in common?You\'re both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em\'You look like I sound like, singing about weeniesNow take my weenie out of your mouthThis is between me and youI know you\'re not happy,I know you\'d much rather see my lyingIn the corner of a room somewhere cryingCurled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dyingThere\'s no denyingThat my weenie is much bigger than yours isMine is like stickin a banana in between 2 orangesWhy are you even doin this to yourself?It\'s pointless,Why do we have to keep on going through this?This is torturousMy point is this, that if you say mean things,You\'re weenie will shrinkNow I forgot what the chorus is..[Chorus]You\'re just jealous of meCause you, you just can\'t do what I doSo instead of just admitting itYou walk around and sayAll kinds of really mean things about meCause you\'re a meany, a meanyBut it\'s only cause you\'re just really jealous of meCause I\'m what you wanna beSo you just look like a idiotWhen you say these mean thingsCause it\'s too easy to seeYou\'re really just a big weenie, big weenieFuck off my dick


Em\' Calls Paul
Aye yo Paul, It\'s EmI got your call about the Michael Jackson thingAnd I know that he\'s not \'thrilled\' about the videoWhat does he \'wanna be startin\' somethin\'?\'Well I\'ll show him who\'s really \'bad\'Paul, \'the way you make me feel\' with these callsYou should really take a look at the \'man in the mirror\'And tell him to \'beat it\' because I \'won\'t stop till I get enough\'Do you \'remember the time\' we were watching the \'Billy Jean\' video?Well he\'ll always be that Michael to meAnd it doesn\'t matter if he\'s \'black or white\'Because I \'can\'t stop loving him\' and I hate plastic surgeonsAnd I hope they all fucking die!How do you like that?And I like him, I like him a lotI want to touch him but I can\'tExcuse me, I\'m taking a shitSorryAnyways, call me backI have this idea about how I want to end the showSo, hit me when you get this message fuckerOh, and by the wayNo I don\'t have a new gun [click] (goddamn it
Thanks to Plaseno for these lyrics!


Just Lose It
Intro: (Eminem making sounds) ok.. Guess who\'s back Back again Shady\'s back Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright. Stop... Pajama time Verse 1: Come here little kiddies,On my lap Guess who\'s back with a brand new rap And i don\'t mean rap as in a new case of child investigation accusation Aah aah aah aah aahnow worries, pappa\'s got a brand new bag of toys what else could i possibly do to make noise I\'d an touched on everything, but little boys That\'s not a stab at Micheal That\'s just a metaphore, I\'m just physco I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good god, dip, do a little slide Band down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Like teepee from my bum hole in the school if you let one go Nobody\'s gonna know who\'d hear it Give a little \"poot poot\", it\'s ok (Fart Sound) Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip Chorus: Now I\'m gonna make you dance It\'s your chance Yeah boy shake that ass, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you\'re my world Alright now lose it Aah aah aah aah aahJust lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Go crazy Aah aah aah aah aah Oh babyAah aahOh baby baby aah aah Verse 2: It\'s Friday and it\'s my day Used to party all the way to sunday Maybe till monday, i dunno what day Everday\'s just a holiday Crusin\' on the freeway Feelin\' kinda breezy Got the top down, let my hair blow I dunno where i\'m goin\' All I know is when i get there Someones gonna say \"that\'s my spot\" Excuse me miss, I don\'t mean to sound like a jerk But I\'m feel just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomache and pull my hair Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...ewww What\'s your name girl What\'s your sign [Dr Dre]Man, you must be up out your mind Dre aah aah Dear god Goes blind I\'m just trying to unwind some time Chorus: Now I\'m gonna make you dance It\'s your chance Yeah boy shake that ass, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you\'re my world Alright now lose it Aah aah aah aah aahJust lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Go crazy Aah aah aah aah aah Oh babyAah aahOh baby baby aah aah Verse 3: It\'s Tuesday and I\'m locked up I\'m in jail and i don\'t know what happend They say I was running butt naked Down the street screaming Aah aah aah aah aahWell I\'m sorry, I don\'t remember All I know is this much I\'m not guilty They said save it Before we catch you on tape Now an old lady, touch my body Now this is the part where the rap breaks down It\'s really tense, no one makes a sound Everything looks like it\'s 8 Mile now The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves A step back to reality Look it\'s B.Rabbit You signed me up to battle I\'m a grown man Duba duba duba duba duba duba I don\'t have any lines to go right here so Duba duba duba duba fella\'s what? fella\'s what? Grab you left nut, make right one jealous what? Black girls White girls Skinny girls Fat girls Tall girls Small girls I\'m calling all girls Everyone report to the dance floor It\'s your chance for a little romentor But squeezin it\'s the season Just go aah aah aah aah It\'s so appealing Chorus: Now I\'m gonna make you dance It\'s your chance Yeah boy shake that ass, Oops i mean girl girl girl girl Girl you know you\'re my world Alright now lose it Aah aah aah aah aahJust lose it Aah aah aah aah aah Go crazy Aah aah aah aah aah Oh babyAah aahOh baby baby aah aah Outro: Mmmmm touch my body Mmmmm touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body


Ass Like That
Ohh Beeby, The way you shake itI can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOINGI don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be trueI ain’t never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOINGThe way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancerShe shakin that ass to the new Nelly jamsI think someone’s at the door but I don’t think Imma answerPolice saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOINGWhat do you mean freeze? Please I’m a human beingI have needs, I’m not done, not til I’m finished peeingI’m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. OfficerI’m already on my knees, I can’t get on the ground any furtherIt’s impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murdererI just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&BI sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-ChingSyke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I’m sorryPlease, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dogI am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will loveThe way you shake itI can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOINGJessica Simpson, looks oh so temptingNick, I ain’t never seen an ass like thatEvery time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOINGMary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsomeNow they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum-bumsI go to the movies and sit down with my popcornPolice saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOINGWhat do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seatI have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zippedPlease do not remove me from this movie theatre, pleaseI did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower sceneI didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big sceneAnd don’t treat me like I’m Pee-Wee HermanThis movie’s PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorneyI will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be freeFree, yes free, right back on the streetsWhat you mean my lawyers with Michael, He’s too busy?I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulder’s are like manAnd I could say that and you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my handThe way you shake itI can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOINGHilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain’t never seen a butt like thatMaybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOINGThe way she moves she dances like a GO-GOIn that video she sings get out your puzzleI need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-JoPolice saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOINGWhat do you mean freeze? My computers will be seizedAnd my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookiesMr. Office, lookie, take a woof of thisHere, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of thisNobody is safe from me, no not even meI don’t even know if I could say the word peepeePee on the radio but I think I didJanet is that a breast? I think I just saw a titSyke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don’t think my joke is workingI must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get outI am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get downThe way you shake itI can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOINGSo Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, PleaseI ain’t never seen an ass like thatCause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING[’ FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU]


Spend Some Time
[Eminem]If there\'s any bitches in this roomThen there\'s somin\' I gotta sayFor all the fools who fell for the first girl who comes their wayI\'ve been down that road and now I\'m backSittin\' on square oneTryin to pick myself up, where I started from[Obie Trice - Verse 1]I never woulda thought that I\'d see you outta controlEven though, my penis was deep down in your holeYou should know, between us we was like mates is soNothing could intervene us especially no hoesYou was more so the Chalan type, I choseFor more shows, haunted you nights I supposeThat\'s how it go, with time spent emotion growsIn the begginin friends, we decided to rollSo who\'s responsible when you get excited, explodeAnd Obie\'s grinnin\', then you invite that Obie\'s coldBut bitches they gon\' talk, niggaz they gon\' hateWe established this way before we became matesSo what\'s required is that you chill with all that fireGet your desire when I retire, and[Chourus - Girl And Eminem]{Girl}Spend some time with me{Eminem}I never thought I\'d findSomeone to be mineLord knows I was rightCuz you just crossed the line{Girl}Spend some time with me[Eminem - Verse 2]I used to say I never met a girl like you beforeStill ain\'t got a fuckin\' clue as to who you truly areAlmost went as far as introducing you to my daughtersTill you went as far as going and snoopin throug my drawersNow I just feel stupid for the loop that you threw me forCan\'t believe I almost flew to Coop for some stupid whoreYou used to say all you wanted was for me to be yoursAll I ever wanted from you was a few booty callsIf you recall I used to treat you like a groupie broadWhen we fucked I refused to even take my jewelry offBut it threw me off the first time I called and you blew me offIt was a shock, it struck me as odd, but it turned me onYou started gettin moody on me pretty soon we\'d argueAnd the ruder you got the more beautiful you got to meAnd who woulda even knew that, who would have even thoughtPossibly, Cupid could shoot another one of them God damn darts at meIt\'s true that i got shot in the heartBut when someone seems too good to be true they usually areBut see, when your in it it\'s too hard to seeTill you pull up and see some other dude\'s car parkedAnd reach up under the seat as your heart starts to beatBefore you make a decision that\'s life alteringAnd just as you halt, and you turn, and you start to leaveYou hear them words echoing almost hauntingThat\'s haunting ring[Chourus - Girl And Eminem]{Girl}Spend some time with me{Eminem}I never thought I\'d findSomeone to be mineLord knows I was rightCuz you just crossed the line{Girl}Spend some time with me[Stat Quo]Yeah right bitch, spend some time with my dic.[Stat Quo and 50 Cent - Verse 3]{Stat Quo}In most cases, Stat\'s attitude is fuck a bitchMy only motive is to get head and fuck a bitchBut you was different, thought we shared a covenantEven held your hand in publicWe sufferin\' because of thisShorty on some whole notha\' otha\' shitTryin to play slick, thinkin I\'ma trick off ripI\'ll admit I was caught in the mix, down and commitFeed you the best of me, I should have fed you pissWe started off close and close, but who coulda predictedTo know trifilin\' ways would have stopped our growthAnd the final result, back in that same boatI asked myself, do I love these hoes? NOPE{50 Cent}Em introduced us50 this is Tanya, Tanya this is 50Just let off and left her to kick it with meI complimented her, I said you have very nice lipsWith my imagination, I could see her suckin my dicWe played the phone game, a week later she had changed fastHad her comin\' over in a cab to give me some assDowntown Manhatten on the balcony stare at the skylinePenthouse full of imorted shit you know how I grindShe got to talkin\', talkin\' like an oppurtunist tooWhy talk, when suckin my dic is the real career moveSaid she an inspiring actress, she do videos for practiceYeah, Yeah, now how many times I dun heard that shit[Chourus - Girl And Eminem]{Girl}Spend some time with me{Eminem}I never thought I\'d findSomeone to be mineLord knows I was rightCuz you just crossed the line{Girl}Spend some time with me


16) Mockingbird
YeahI know sometimes things might not always make sense to you right nowBut hey, what daddy always tell you?Straighten up little soldierStiffen up that upper lipWhat\'chu crying about?You got me..Hailie, I know you miss your momAnd I know you miss your dad when I’m goneBut I’m trying to give you the life that I never hadI can see you’re sadEven when you smileEven when you laughI can see it in your eyesDeep inside, you wanna cryCuz you’re scaredI ain’t there?Daddy’s with you in your prayersNo more cryingWipe them tearsDaddy’s hereNo more nightmaresWe gonna pull together through itWe gon’ do itLaini, uncle’s crazy ain’t he?Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know itWe’re all we got in this worldWhen it spinsWhen it swirlsWhen it whirlsWhen it twirlsTwo little beautiful girlsLooking puzzled, in a dazeI know it’s confusing youDaddy’s always on the moveMama’s always on the newsI try to keep you sheltered from itBut somehow it seems, the harder that I try to do thatthe more it backfires on meAll the things, growing upAs daddy that he had to seeDaddy don’t want you to seeBut you see just as much as me (to see?)That we did not plan it to be this wayYou’re mother and meBut things have got so bad between usI don’t see us ever beingTogether ever againLike we used to be when was teenagersBut then of coarseEverything always happens for a reasonI guess it was never meant to beBut it’s just somethingWe have no control overAnd that’s what destiny isBut no more worriesRest your head and go to sleepMaybe one day we’ll wake upAnd this will all just be a dream[Chorus]Now hush little baby don’t you cryEverythings gonna be alrightStiffen that upper lip up little ladyI told ya, daddy’s here to hold yaThrough the nightI know mommy’s not here right now and we don’t know whyWe feel how we feel insideIt may seem a little crazy, pretty babyBut I promise, Mama’s gonna be alrightIt’s funnyI remember back one year when daddy had no moneyMommy wrapped the Christamas presents upand stuck them under the treeand said some of them were from meCos daddy couldn’t buy ‘emI’ll never forget that ChristmasI sat up the whole night cryin’Cuz daddy felt like a bumSee dadday had a jobBut his job was to keep the food on the table for you and momAnd at the time every house that we lived inEither kept getting broken into and robbed or shot up on the blockAnd your mom, was saving moneyFor you in a jar trying to start a piggy bank for youSo you can go to collegeAlmost had a thousand dollarsTill someone broke in and stole itAnd I know it hurt so bad it broke your mama’s heartAnd it seemed like everything was just starting to fall apartMom and dads was arguing a lotSo mama moved back on the _?____ and the flatOne bedroom apartmentAnd dad moved back to the other side of 8 mile on NovarraAnd that’s when daddy went to California with his CDAnd met Dr. Dre and flew you and Mama out to see meBut daddy had to workYou and mama had to leave meThen you started seeing daddy on the TVAnd mama didn’t like itAnd you and Laini were too young to understand itPapa was a rolling stonemama developed a habitand it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab itI’m just sorry you were there and had to witness it first handCuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proudNow I’m sittin’ in this empty house, just reminiscin’Looking at your baby pictures it just trips me outTo see how much you both have grownIt’s almost like your sisters nowWow, I guess you pretty much areAnd daddy’s still hereLaini I’m talking to you tooDaddy’s still hereI like the sound of that, yeahIt’s got a ring to it, don’t it?Shhh, mama’s only gone for the moment[Chorus]Now hush little baby don’t you cryEverythings gonna be alrightStiffen that upper lip up little ladyI told ya daddy’s here to hold yaThrough the nightI know mommy’s not here right now and we don’t know whyWe feel how we feel insideIt may seem a little crazy pretty babyBut I promiseMama’s gonna be alrightAnd if you ask me to,Daddy’s gonna buy you a mocking birdI’ma give you the worldI’ma buy a diamond ring for youI’ma sing for you, I’ll do anything for you to see you smileAnd if the mockingbird don’t sing and the ring don’t shineI’ma break that birdy’s neckI’ll go back to the ***eler who sold it to yaAnd make him eat every karatDon’t fuck wit dat.haha


Crazy In Love
I tell myself that I was doin\' all rightThere\'s nothin\' left to do tonightBut go crazy on youCrazy on youLet me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhhCan\'t you see what you do to me baby,You make me crazy, you make me act like a maniacI\'m like a lunatic, you make me sickYou\'re truly the only one who can do this to meYou just make me get so crazyI go schizo, I get so insane I just go schizophrenicOne minute I wanna slit your throat the next I wanna sexYou make me crazyThe way we act like two maniacs in the sackWe fuck like two jack rabbits and maybe that\'s a bad habitCause the next day we right back at itIn the same exact patternWhat the fuck is the matter with usWe can\'t figure out if it\'s lustOr if it\'s love which that is attractin us to eachotherThey say that every man grows up to marry his own motherWhich would explain why you\'re such a motherfuckin bitchBut I stay and still stick it out with youEven though I just hit you today but you deserved itYou hit me first and provoked me to choke youJust cause I came home late last nightCrawled in bed and I woke youBut if there\'s one thing about you that I admireIt\'s baby, because you stay with meMaybe cause you\'re as crazy as I amCause when I look at youI can see an angel in your eyes but if I look deeper insideI see a freakish little side, like a devil in disguiseYou\'re always full of surprisesAlways pullin devices out your personal vibrators and dildosYou\'ve fucked yourself so much you barely feel those anymoreYou\'re only 24 but you\'re plenty more matureThen those other little ho\'s who just act like little girlsLike they\'re in middle school still you\'re crazy, sexy, coolChillin\' you play your position you never step out of lineEven though I stay in your buisnessYou\'ve always kept out of mineI wonder what\'s on your mindSometimes they say love is blindMaybe that\'s why the first time I dotted your eyeYou ain\'t see the signOr maybe you did maybe you like me in chargebaby cause we\'re crazy in love....I go crazy on youCrazy on youLet me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhhYou are the ink to my paperWhat my pen is to my my padThe moral, the very fiberThe whole substance to my rapYou are my reason for beingThe meaning of my existanceIf it wasn\'t for you I would never be able to spit thisAs intense as I do, and the ironyIs you rely on me as muchAs I rely on you to inspire me like you doYou provide me the lighter fluid to fuel in my fireYou\'re my entire supply of gas, the match and igniterThe only way that I\'m able to stay so stableIs you\'re the legs to my table,If you were to break I\'d fall on my faceBut I\'m always gonna make you feelI don\'t need you as much as I really need youSo you don\'t use it to your advantageBut you\'re essential to meYou\'re the air I breatheI believe if you ever leave meI\'d probaly have no reason to beYou are the Kim to my MarshallYou\'re the Slim to my ShadyThe Dre to my EminemThe Alaina to my HailieYou are the word that I\'m lookin forWhen I\'m tryin to describe how I feel insideAnd the right one just won\'t come to my mindYou\'re like the pillow that props me upThe beam that supports meThe bitch who never took halfThe wife who never divorced meYou\'re like the root to my evilYou let my devil come out meYou let me beat the shit out you before you beat the shit out meAnd no matter how much too much is never enoughBaby cause we\'re crazy in love...I go crazy on youCrazy on youLet me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh


18) One Shot Two Shot
[Intro]I told ya\'ll mothafuckas I was comin backWhat now ***** what now whatYou\'s the projects *****[Chorus- Eminem]One shot two shot three shot four shotAll I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stopsBodies drop hit the floor music\'s offParties stop, everybody hit the door someone\'s lickin shots off[Verse 1- Bizarre]You bitches is gone I\'m dropped in the clubAnd I\'m tryna run and get my mothafuckin gun[***** what about your wife]***** fuck my wife I\'m tryna run and save my mothafuckin lifeOh shit the shoot is cominBitches, hoes *****s is runninPeople shot all over the floorAnd I\'m tryna make it to the ??? doorThats the sound of the glockEven DJ ??? fucked around and go shotI done messed around and forgot my tecI don\'t see no body but Fab Five and Hex[Verse 2- Kuniva][Kuniva you aight]These *****s is trippin[Where\'s Bizarre at?]I\'m tryna slip through the exit and get to where my car is atBitches screamin everywhere and *****s is wilinTwo minutes ago we was all jokin and smilinThis chick is clingin onto me sobbin and sighinSayin she didn\'t mean to diss me earlier and she cryinBut its real and cats is gettin killedSo I hugged her and used her body as a human shieldAnd she got hit now she yellin[Don\'t leave me!]I told her I\'d be right back and the dumb bitch would leave meI squeezed through the back door and made my escapeI ran and got my 38 I hope its not to late[Chorus- Eminem]One shot two shot three shot four shotAll I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stopsBodies drop hit the floor music\'s offParties stop, everybody hit the door someone\'s lickin shots off[Verse 3- Swifty][***** I been tryna call you all day mothafucka where you at?]I\'m on seven mile what the fuck was thatDamn somebody hit me from the back[With they car?]With a gat ***** and my tire is flatAnd I just hit a pole, them *****s some hoes[Is you hit?]Iono but I can tell you what they droveIt was a black Mitzubeashe [sp?] wit[Shit thats the clique we beefin wit I swear]Man and I was on my way thereBelieve me I\'m leavin a carcus todayI\'ma park my car and walk the rest of the wayI\'m in the mood to strut, my AK ain\'t even tuckI\'ma meet you at the club we gon\' fuck these hoes up[Chorus- Eminem]One shot two shot three shot four shotAll I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stopsBodies drop hit the floor music\'s offParties stop, everybody hit the door someone\'s lickin shots off[Verse 4- Eminem]I never seen no shit like this is my life beforePeople will still camp out from the night beforeSleepin outside the door waitin in lineStill tryna get inside the club to see D12 performThe fire marshall no, the van houston\'s smallPeople are wall to wall three thousand and some odd vansAnd some come walk from out the parkin lotGet into an argument over a parkin spotHe\'s about to pull his gun out and let\'s a few of \'em offMissed who he\'s aimin for six feet away\'s the doorIn St. Andrew\'s hall not a stray slidin all over the placeSprays one bitch in the face another one of \'em came through the wallBefore anyone could even hear the first shot go offI\'m posted up by the bar havin a MozeltoffBullet wizzed right by my ear damn near shot it offThank god I\'m alive I gotta find DenaunAnd where the fuck is Von he usually tucks one on himWait a minute I think I just saw BizarreNah I guess not, what the fuck oh my god it wasI never saw him run so fast in my lifeLook at him haulin ass I think he left his wifeThere she is on the ground bein trampledI go to grab her up by the damn hand and I can\'t pull herGod damn there just went another damn bullet I\'m hitMy vest is barely able to handle it, its to thinIf I get hit again I can\'t do it, I scoop deepFollow Bizarre\'s path and ran through itAnd made it to the front door and collapsed on the stepsLooked up and I seen Swift shootin it outBut I can\'t see who he\'s shootin it out withBut Denaun\'s right behind him squeezin his four fifth[Chorus- Eminem]One shot two shot three shot four shotAll I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stopsBodies drop hit the floor music\'s offParties stop, everybody hit the door someone\'s lickin shots off[Verse 5- Kon Artis]It\'s Friday night came to this bitch rightBig ass to my left and Desert Eagle to my rightI ain\'t come in this bitch to party I came in this bitch to fightAlthough I can\'t stay here to fight cuz I\'m poppin *****s tonightThats right bitches I\'m drunk with revengeShot a bouncer in the neck for tryna check when I get inSwift told me to meet him here so its clear that this fuckaShoot out the back of his truck goes up in this mothafuckaSo one shot for the money two\'s to stop the showThird\'s for the bartender there\'s plenty of shots to go[I just wanna know who\'s drivin a black mitzubeashes]He tried to run so Proof shot him in the knee wit a three piece[Chorus- Eminem]One shot two shot three shot four shotAll I hear is gunshots this is where the fun stopsBodies drop hit the floor music\'s offParties stop, everybody hit the door someone\'s lickin shots off


Eminem - One Last Time (Encore)
Hey hey hey (x3)ShadyAftermath(Haha)G-unitHahaChorus:Cuz we came here to set this party offRight- let’s bounce tonightAnd if they don’t let us in through the frontWe’ll come through the sideCuz I don’t ever wanna leave againWithout- at least saying goodbyeSo All my people on the left, all my people on the rightSwing one last time[Eminem]Get ya ass up for the doctorOne more timeGet ya ass up for the doctorCome on now, here we goCliff hangerIts another club bangerGot ya hangin on the edge of ya seatGet on down[Dr. Dre]Times upGame’s overYou lose, I winTime to show these knucle heads how to do this hereOoh yeah, new yearNext phase beginLook whos got you goin crazy againIm a trendI set one every time I’m inI go out and just come backFull circle againYou a fadThat means somethin’ that we already hadBut once you’re gone, you don’t come back[Eminem (both)]Too badYou’re off the map nowRadar can’t even find youWe stay on the grindYou slip, we out __ youWalk around madYou let your anger blind youWe walk around just playinYour ___ aint behind youEnough with the pissin, and moanin’ whinin’ an bitchin’Sit and observe, listenYou’ll learn if you pay attentionWhy ten multi-platinum albums lay to 3 diamondWorld- wideWe on the charts with a bullet and still climbin’Chorus:Cuz we came here to set this party offRight- let’s bounce tonightAnd if they don’t let us in through the frontWe’ll come through the sideCuz I don’t ever wanna leave againWithout- at least saying goodbyeSo All my people on the left, all my people on the rightSwing one last time[Eminem]When doctor dre says crunkYou will get it crunk(Get it crunk)Crunk, crunk, crunkAnd when 50 cent says jumpYou’ll get on one foot and-Jump, jump, jump, jump[Dr. Dre]The buzz is tremendousWe drop you all to sense itI don’t gotta promote itFor you to know the doc is off the bitches[Eminem]We keep the party rockin off the hingesWe aint showin offWe just goin off popular consensus[Dr. Dre]But critics say that doc is softDoc is talk, doc is all washed upKnock it offWho the fuck is doc impressin?Doc is this, doc is thatYou got the wrong impressionYou must me on the cockAnd doctor’s not, if you on guessinSo DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record(What?)We gon have this motherfucker off hoppin’ in a second(Bump bump)That’s why we always save the best cut lastTo make you scratch ya itch for itLike fresh cut grass[Eminem]Cuz We done swam with the sharksWrestled with alligatorsSpoke to a generation of angry teenagersWhom if it wasn’t for rapTo bridge the gapMaybe raised to be racistWho may have never got to see our facesGrace to cover rolling stone pagesBroke down barriers of language and racesCallin the caped crusadersAnd me and Dre to pass the mic and we can play theBack and forth all dayLike hot-potato gameThat’s why we came ta’Chorus:Cuz we came here to set this party offRight- let’s bounce tonightAnd if they don’t let us in through the frontWe’ll come through the sideCuz I don’t ever wanna leave againWithout- at least saying goodbyeSo All my people on the left, all my people on the rightSwing one last timeFifty cent! Come on![50 Cent]Bounce nowHands upYou know how we doWe make the club jumpEverywhere we goIt’s no secretEverybody knowWhen dre’s involvedThere’s plenty money involved[Dre]And pleanty honey’s involvedSundays and palm treesCali – everyday is just another partyFrom the valleysAll the way to them 8 mile alleysLet’s rally[Eminem]Hands up for the grand finaleNow raise up out ya seatDre’s about to speakBlaze a pound a’ weed6 days up out the week[Dre]You could catch me in the studioBangin’ out the beats toProvide you with the heatThat keep blazin up out ya speaker[Eminem]So never say nevercuz shady/ aftermath togetherAlong with g-unit recordsPresents the of the return of theThe doc(And shady)No one can do it betterWe tear the club up and leave without a shread a’ evidenceAnd uh...Chorus:Cuz we came here to set this party offRight- let’s bounce tonightAnd if they don’t let us in through the frontWe’ll come through the sideCuz I don’t ever wanna leave againWithout- at least saying goodbyeSo All my pe